Bush Hall will never have seen anything quite like this before. As part of Burlesque Week the Bush is going to play host to a number of acts taking part in the "newcomer" category, which is marketed as being a highlight of the week by the organisers.
So if you fancy seeing some saucy ladies complete with nipple tassles and thongs look no further than Shepherd's Bush tomorrow at Bush Hall. You can buy your tickets here, and sample the delights of acts including Minxie Mayhem, Tabitha Taboo and of course Lucy Longlegs. All ably compered by Kiki Kaboom.
And no, this isn't made up.