Friday, 13 September 2013

Hammersmith Death Ray!

The Evening Standard reports that the shiny new glass building just built on 10 Hammersmith Grove is, just like the Walkie Talkie building of the Square Mile, a DEATH RAY EMITTER! Well, it doesn't melt cars, at least not yet, but apparently the planned gardens around the building and on their balconies have had to be re-thought due to patches of brown and scorched plants found among the already-installed foliage.

Frankly the biggest health hazard of that building seems to be the clouds of carcinogenic smoke that hover around the entrances as staff cluster there smoking furiously, but if you're spending time around that area and the sun comes out ... you may wish to watch out for lasers from the skies.

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