The NHS is standing by for more video-induced sickness while human rights groups have expressed concern over the dignity of the council workers involved. Bewarned.
FRIDAY UPDATE - Hammersmith King Street was today in the grip of the projectile vomit virus, which has been tagged locally as propaganditis - as shoppers stopped in their tracks to shoot their dinners on to the pavements uncontrollably. The cause was an advertising van which had pulled up inside the infected zone and proceeded to blast the video, now widely held responsible for the illness, at unsuspecting passers by.
Police have said they are looking for a large white male, who goes by the aliases of either "Steve", "Guv" or the street-gang name "Leadah" who was apparently spotted by the offending van with a box of chocolates. Police have warned the public not to approach him but to contact them with any sightings.
Dangerman: Police have warned public to steer clear of "Steve" |
That's a nice cut. Thank you council.
ReplyDeleteI've always been surprised that people equate cuts and savings as a foreign concept to local and national Governments. We already know councils and Govt are overbloated beasts - so anything to give them less money is a good thing indeed!
I managed ten seconds before turning it off. I hope those poor binmen got a decent bonus for that.
ReplyDeleteAnd they're still wasting money on making this. SD
ReplyDeleteIt seems that there are infected carriers of Twitter disease (mutation of bird flu) who have spread it throughout the borough and now infecting London-wide. We think Cllr Phibbs will pull through after a violent episode of acute tweeting.
ReplyDeleteI'm not so concerned about the acting skills of the hard working people on the front lines who work for us all. I am sure they are equally as bad as any of us would be.
ReplyDeleteAww....saying it with Roses!
ReplyDeleteWho paid for the chocolates?
ReplyDeleteClaimed on expenses or paid by tax payers!!