"Rubbish eater" moored outside Houses of Parliament

A mobile "rubbish eater" boat is to be moored outside the House of Commons. Designed to scoop up millions of litres of baloney every year to stop it getting out to sea and endangering wildlife, the floating behemoth will be moored strategically just outside, did I mention, the Houses of Parliament.

Whatever could this choice of location mean?! And could we moor one on the Thames just round the back of Hammersmith Town Hall? The possibilities are endless!

happy friday!